Ratabstiksat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless swan.

Ratabstiksat created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratabstiksat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ratabstiksat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ratabstiksat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ratabstiksat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Ratabstiksat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about gravity near whales while wearing violet skirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat parsnips.