Jabkankim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring dingo.

Jabkankim created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabkankim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabkankim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jabkankim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jabkankim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. You must love Jabkankim.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look in ponds.