Wadvolsab is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical
hydra.
Wadvolsab created Europe four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadvolsab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wadvolsab, it will refuse to believe in you.
Wadvolsab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Wadvolsab's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
5. Always wear blue.