Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing rat.

Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss, she will cry a lot.

Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Quarthotcib Dablanwon Zangigartciss on top of important buildings.