Cepfetpib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish capybara.

Cepfetpib created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepfetpib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepfetpib, she will turn you into a plant.

Cepfetpib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cepfetpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never jump near doves.

4. Cepfetpib loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.