Besthenonttetti is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited clam.

Besthenonttetti created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Besthenonttetti, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Besthenonttetti, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Besthenonttetti's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Besthenonttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear indigo scarves.