Bossfenbab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak squirrel.

Bossfenbab created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfenbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bossfenbab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bossfenbab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bossfenbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the east.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.