Tettisakkar Kopcudsom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-powerful gerbil.

Tettisakkar Kopcudsom created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettisakkar Kopcudsom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettisakkar Kopcudsom, he will turn you into a frog.

Tettisakkar Kopcudsom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tettisakkar Kopcudsom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow mites, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tettisakkar Kopcudsom.

3. Never sing near foxes.

4. Never wear fawn corsets.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.