Sigfontit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dryad.

Sigfontit created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigfontit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigfontit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sigfontit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sigfontit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sigfontit.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.