Baffobfen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind bat.

Baffobfen created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffobfen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baffobfen, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Baffobfen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Baffobfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help moths.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.