Danzodrat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful goblin.

Danzodrat created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danzodrat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Danzodrat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Danzodrat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Danzodrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never feed lots of figs to manatees while wearing red shorts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Never wear shoes.