Sabbissomin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful raven.

Sabbissomin created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sabbissomin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabbissomin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sabbissomin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sabbissomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.