Fodgodaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent ferret.

Fodgodaf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodgodaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodgodaf, he will be very sad.

Fodgodaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fodgodaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must pray to Fodgodaf seven times a day.

3. Never feed coconuts to bats while wearing white kilts.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.