Badxemwab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able grasshopper.

Badxemwab created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badxemwab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badxemwab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Badxemwab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Badxemwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Badxemwab on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat bark.