Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable unicorn.

Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Fobcapfeb Bassflanwat.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.