Dimflisster is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak bear.

Dimflisster created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimflisster, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimflisster, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dimflisster's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dimflisster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.