Kipdutpom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate jellyfish.

Kipdutpom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdutpom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipdutpom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipdutpom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kipdutpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.