Nadfompad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient hare.

Nadfompad created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfompad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadfompad, it will send you a sign.

Nadfompad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nadfompad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nadfompad in the centre of the settlement.