Yaknil Vagflamyart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm camel.

Yaknil Vagflamyart created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaknil Vagflamyart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yaknil Vagflamyart, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yaknil Vagflamyart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yaknil Vagflamyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.