Hivcudjen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish lizard.

Hivcudjen created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivcudjen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hivcudjen, he will not invite you to parties.

Hivcudjen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hivcudjen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear pink corsets.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not covet oxen.