Tigyedbap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident deer.

Tigyedbap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigyedbap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigyedbap, it will turn you into a goat.

Tigyedbap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tigyedbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if nine moths approach from the south.