Wipquatran is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent zebra.

Wipquatran created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wipquatran, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipquatran, it will think nothing of it.

Wipquatran's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wipquatran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Wipquatran's priests.

3. Wipquatran must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never run near rats.