Ranabhat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic penguin.

Ranabhat created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranabhat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ranabhat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ranabhat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ranabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Ranabhat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if six pigs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.