Mabmipnurlyarpstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, temperamental mouse.

Mabmipnurlyarpstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabmipnurlyarpstaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabmipnurlyarpstaf, he will turn you into a frog.

Mabmipnurlyarpstaf's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mabmipnurlyarpstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Mabmipnurlyarpstaf loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.