Timpidhon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless toad.

Timpidhon created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Timpidhon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timpidhon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Timpidhon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Timpidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Timpidhon in the centre of the settlement.