Henpangspag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive scorpion.

Henpangspag created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Henpangspag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henpangspag, it will be very sad.

Henpangspag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Henpangspag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.