Stigfebhugliktitlib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental pigeon.

Stigfebhugliktitlib created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigfebhugliktitlib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stigfebhugliktitlib, it will turn you into a tree.

Stigfebhugliktitlib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stigfebhugliktitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Do not chop down trees.