Bighadcip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing squid.

Bighadcip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighadcip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bighadcip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bighadcip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bighadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.