Rulbepdan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable turtle.

Rulbepdan created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rulbepdan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulbepdan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rulbepdan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rulbepdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Rulbepdan on top of important buildings.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never look at nebulae.