Gudtallig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying dolphin.

Gudtallig created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudtallig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gudtallig, she will turn you into a tree.

Gudtallig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gudtallig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Always help whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always wear white.