Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful crow.

Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing hats.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never jump near badgers.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to swans while wearing green shorts.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Quatwothap Lanlatflapcip in the centre of the settlement.