Xinbotsis is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident hamster.

Xinbotsis created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinbotsis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinbotsis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xinbotsis' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Xinbotsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing magenta stockings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Worship no other gods but Xinbotsis.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about snakes.