Natwiggep is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless tortoise.

Natwiggep created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natwiggep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natwiggep, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natwiggep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Natwiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing brown shoes and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about galaxies.