Dodwigpark is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic butterfly.

Dodwigpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodwigpark, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dodwigpark, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dodwigpark's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dodwigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Dodwigpark loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Never mention sheep.