Gamtalgess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic dragonfly.

Gamtalgess created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamtalgess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamtalgess, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gamtalgess' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gamtalgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Gamtalgess in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about geese.