Guptagrut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident hamster.

Guptagrut created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guptagrut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Guptagrut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Guptagrut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Guptagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Guptagrut.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.