Gepfabvin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish dove.

Gepfabvin created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfabvin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepfabvin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gepfabvin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gepfabvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.