Stiplidman is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful coyote.

Stiplidman created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiplidman, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stiplidman, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stiplidman's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stiplidman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Stiplidman on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.