Rakvinhin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident bee.

Rakvinhin created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakvinhin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakvinhin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rakvinhin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rakvinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing fawn dresses and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rakvinhin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.