Sasgodcub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable cat.

Sasgodcub created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Sasgodcub, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sasgodcub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sasgodcub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sasgodcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sasgodcub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not shave your hands.