Rowfigrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, impressive bird.

Rowfigrap created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Rowfigrap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rowfigrap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rowfigrap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rowfigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Rowfigrap loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the west.