Quill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate squirrel.

Quill created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quill, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quill, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quill's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quill.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Quill's name in vain.