Garsabxem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful aardvark.

Garsabxem created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garsabxem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Garsabxem, it will turn you into a rock.

Garsabxem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Garsabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must love Garsabxem.