Wadbopdag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm lizard.

Wadbopdag created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadbopdag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadbopdag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wadbopdag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wadbopdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to foxes while wearing mauve rings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing purple boots and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing violet corsets.