Vabingkan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive hummingbird.

Vabingkan created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabingkan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vabingkan, he will turn you into a mole.

Vabingkan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vabingkan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Vabingkan loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing coats.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never hurt sheep.