Tafkenpigbimbab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring zebra.

Tafkenpigbimbab created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafkenpigbimbab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tafkenpigbimbab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tafkenpigbimbab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tafkenpigbimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Tafkenpigbimbab's priests.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Do not covet oxen.