Negcedgum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent guinea pig.

Negcedgum created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negcedgum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negcedgum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Negcedgum's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Negcedgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Negcedgum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fast once a month.