Afsinlan Quartpitarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-confident jellyfish.

Afsinlan Quartpitarf created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Afsinlan Quartpitarf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Afsinlan Quartpitarf, it will turn you into a slug.

Afsinlan Quartpitarf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Afsinlan Quartpitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never skip in the presence of snakes.