Davhanstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, emotional naga.

Davhanstrag created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davhanstrag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davhanstrag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Davhanstrag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Davhanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Davhanstrag.