Tenhon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast mouse.

Tenhon created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tenhon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tenhon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tenhon.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Run away from cyan otters, for they are unholy.